This year, instead of slogging through four boring hours on your couch, come watch at the Bell House with WitStream.com, the comedy-only microblogging
website. Dave Hill will serve as your MC, entertaining during commercials with his hilarious analysis. Meanwhile, WitStream will run it's LIVE feed of
clever asides and scathing Oscar commentary from hundreds of the nation's funniest comedians and writers PLUS we'll have ballots and prizes for those who
wish to predict the evening's big winners.
If you think you'd rather watch The Oscars with anyone else, you are literally crazy.
"Cecil B. DeMiller Time" (a shot of Alibi Whisky and a High Life) $8
"Abraham Drinkin'" (Old Grandad and Rootbeer) $8
"Aflec's Beard" (Sailor Jerry, Ginger Beer, Squeeze of Lime) $8
"Les Fizz" (Vodka, Pineapple, Sprite) $8